Watch what you type into these fucking things. They flag your searches! They compile enormous logs and know who you are. They are open to the prying eyes of our most reviled enemies. Be careful it is a frightening new America...when you're on a computer you face dangers just as you would in the real world. Know your enemy - understand their means to destroy you.
God bless the 1st amendment!
Monday, January 15, 2007
Brass Rat
A man walks into a trinket store and spots a brass rat on the shelf. The store clerk informs him that strange things will happen if he buys the rat. The man buys it anyway and upon leaving the store he notices that swarms of rats are pouring through the streets. People are beating them...throwing them into sacks and drowning them...some were setting them on fire. Rat bodies soon littered the gutters throughout the city. The man ran back to the store as quick as he could. The owner was surprised to see him.
"Whats wrong? Do you want to return the rat?" the owner asked.
"No. Got any brass niggers?" The man replied.
Thanks to my cousin for that one.
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