A man walks into a trinket store and spots a brass rat on the shelf. The store clerk informs him that strange things will happen if he buys the rat. The man buys it anyway and upon leaving the store he notices that swarms of rats are pouring through the streets. People are beating them...throwing them into sacks and drowning them...some were setting them on fire. Rat bodies soon littered the gutters throughout the city. The man ran back to the store as quick as he could. The owner was surprised to see him.
"Whats wrong? Do you want to return the rat?" the owner asked.
"No. Got any brass niggers?" The man replied.
Thanks to my cousin for that one.
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